Tailgating, Mardi Gras, New Year’s Eve, Oktoberfest, Public Urination, Drinking Contest, Pub Crawls
Party Goers and Sports Fans
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go, right?
Thousands of people flock to world-famous parties like Oktoberfest, Mardi Gras, New Year’s Eve at Times Square and even the St. Patrick’s Day parade in Scranton, Pennsylvania. And when there is alcohol and crowds, one thing is for certain: endless lines to the rest room. As all partygoers know, once you break the seal, it’s most likely off to the restroom very frequently. (Wouldn’t you rather be watching what you paid to see?) And waiting for a time-out is the answer. That’s when everyone else goes to the restroom, and when the lines are longest. With that, the temptation to find a bush, a dumpster or dark corner to take care of business grows strong.
As harmless as it may sound, public urination is a crime. Different jurisdictions have different punishments, but some places like New Orleans can slap a thousand dollar fine on you and even make you spend the night in the slammer- somewhere you really don’t want to have to take a leak. Seems pretty extreme for just answering nature’s call, but nonetheless, the law is the law. Do you really want to get torn from the party before it is over?
But there is a solution that will provide party goers instant relief, without even leaving the party: Stadium Pal. This innovative device should be invited along to any party. Stadium Pal, and its female counterpart Stadium Gal, are portable urinals that are simple-to-use and comfortably worn. Stadium Pal is slipped on like a condom, with a tube leading to a leg bag, which will collect the urine to be emptied later. The female version works similarly, but with a urinary pouch.
This device can revolutionize the way you party. The annoyance of waiting in line for and suffering in unkept restrooms and portable bathrooms will be eliminated. The frustrating hassle of making your way through the crowds both to and from the restroom will be no longer. Or for anyone that has been to Wrigley Field, you don’t have to go to the bathroom and use the pee trough. For the ladies- did you ever, while slightly intoxicated, try to maintain your balance while hovering over a disgusting toilet- then find there is not even toilet paper? Forget about that happening! Most importantly, the probability of getting fined for tinkling in public is zero. With Stadium Pal, the party can continue.
Bring Stadium Pal/Stadium Gal along to:
- Daylong concert events
- Mardi Gras- New Orleans or your hometown event
- Oktoberfest- Munich, Germany, or your hometown celebration
- Tailgating parties (ex: The NFL, College Games)
- Pub Crawls/Bar hopping
- Bars that have a “Penny ‘til you pee” special
- Spring break parties
- Frat/college parties
- Halloween parties- do you really want to take off your costume seven times?
- Bachelor parties- What? Miss the action?
- New Year’s Eve parties/ball drops- Do you want to miss the strike of 12?
The Beastie Boys sang, “You gotta fight, for your right, parrrrr-ty,” but it seems at a party, you sometimes must fight for your right to pee. So, whether you are the one throwing the beads or the one trying to earn a pair- Stadium Pal/Stadium Gal is a solution for your partying restroom needs. When nature calls, party animals need not worry!
Let’s get this party started!